In November 2006, we went to Melbourne to see the sites and do some shopping
But, nobody wanted to sell us anything.
That night as the streets began to clear,
while we were enjoying a Spanish Doughnut & Hot Chocolate Dip,
a strange wind blew in.
The next morning we discovered that a Picasso-loving,
alien war-lord
had drugged the G-20 protesters, co-opting them into spreading the word of his alien Sex Goddess.
Unfortunately for us, we couldn’t read aliensexgoddess.
Clearly, the drugs affected the architects as well.
Amazed, we raced to the nearest phone to call home,
but, we couldn’t reach it!
Anyway, we had a great time in Melbourne, although we lost our luggage on the way home.
